Alpha Wolfe is taking care of the laundry when he accidentally sees his stepson, Des Irez, masturbating while looking at porn on a computer. Des is super embarrassed that he got caught in the act, but Alpha tries to assure him it's not a big deal. Des admits that he's what some people call a "gooner" - someone who is very into porn. Wanting to reassure Des, Alpha confesses that he used to be really into watching porn as well. Alpha doesn't hold back to show the extent of his long-lost interests in Show Papa.
