A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.
Goldie Hawn
Gloria Mundy
Chevy Chase
Tony Carlson
Burgess Meredith
Mr. Hennessey
Eugene Roche
Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
Dudley Moore
Stanley Tibbets
Marilyn Sokol
Stella
Brian Dennehy
Fergie
Marc Lawrence
Rupert Stiltskin
Rachel Roberts
Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
Frances Bay
Mrs. Russel
Queenie Smith
Elsie
Billy Barty
J.J. MacKuen
Chuck McCann
Theatre Manager
Don Calfa
Scarface
Bruce Solomon
Scott
Cooper Huckabee
Sandy
Pat Ast
Mrs. Venus
Lou Cutell
House Manager
William Frankfather
Whitey Jackson
John Hancock
Coleman
Barbara Sammeth
Sally
Hope Summers
Ethel
Irene Tedrow
Mrs. Monk
Ion Teodorescu
Turk
Janet Wood
Sylvia
Cyril Magnin
Pope Pius XIII
Rollin Moriyama
Japanese Man
Mitsu Yashima
Japanese Woman
M. James Arnett
Truck Driver
Colin Higgins
Director
Writer
Peter V. Herald
Associate Producer
Edward K. Milkis
Producer
Thomas L. Miller
David M. Walsh
Director of Photography
Pembroke J. Herring
Editor
Lynn Stalmaster
Casting
Alfred Sweeney
Production Design
Tommy J. Huff
Stunts
Glynn Rubin
Frank James Sparks
Stunt Double
Alan Oliney
May Boss
Kitty O'Neil
Hal Needham
Jophery C. Brown
Craig R. Baxley
Stunt Coordinator
Charles Fox
Original Music Composer
E. Thomas Case
Makeup Artist
Susan Germaine
Hairstylist