The Pittsburgh basketball team is hopeless. Maybe with the aid of an astrologer, and some new astrologically compatible players, they can become winners.
Julius Erving
Moses Guthrie
Jonathan Winters
H.S. / Harvey Tilson
Meadowlark Lemon
Rev. Grady Jackson
Jack Kehoe
Setshot
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Margaret Avery
Toby Millman
James Bond III
Tyrone Millman
Michael V. Gazzo
Harry the Trainer
Peter Isacksen
Driftwood
Nicholas Pryor
George Brockington
M. Emmet Walsh
Wally Cantrell
Stockard Channing
Mona Mondieu
Flip Wilson
Coach "Jock" Delaney
Marv Albert
Debbie Allen
Ola
George von Benko
P.A. Announcer
Dee Dee Bridgewater
Brandy
Darrell Brown
Junior Ashland
Julius Carry
Malik Jamal Truth
Jerry Chambers
Lucian Tucker
Alix Elias
Michelle
Jessie Lawrence Ferguson
Jackhammer Washington
Richard Foronjy
Mike
Chick Hearn
Clayton Hill
Security Guard
Davis Johnson
Balloon Vendor
Jack Kurtz
Mr. Birdwell
Malek Abdul-Mansour
Bullet Haines
Eric Mercury
Rudy - League Commissioner
Dwayne Mooney
Benny Rae
Daryl Mooney
Kenny Rae
Craig Prosser
Gunnar Boses
Branscombe Richmond
Winston Running Hawk
Harry Shearer
Murray Sports
Otis Sallid
Calmar / Fishstick
Joseph A. Schad
Mr. Robbins
Joe Seneca
Mr. Sweets
Jerry Tarkanian
L.A. Coach
Alfred Beard Jr.
Basketball Player (New York)
Luther Burden
Ron Carter
Basketball Player (Los Angeles)
Donald Chaney
Basketball Player (Boston)
Leon Douglas
Basketball Player (Detroit)
Christopher J. Ford
Connie Hawkins
Spencer Haywood
Lou Hudson
John Williamson
Bob Lanier
Cedric Maxwell
Eric Money
Norman Nixon
Basketball Player
Luther Rackley
Curtis Rowe
Lonnie Shelton
John Shumate
Kevin Stacom
Mychal Thompson
Ken Foree
Pittsburgh Python Player
Michael Haboush
Kid Eating Hot Dog (uncredited)
Jon Hayden
Jogger (uncredited)
John W. Iwanonkiw
Fan (uncredited)
Ray Iwanonkiw
Richard Rossi
Roy (uncredited)
Michael J. White
Boy in Crowd (uncredited)
Laura Ziemba
Shelly Desai
Fedora Mobster #1
Edmond Stevens
Writer
Gilbert Moses
Director
Jaison Starkes
Frank Mazzola
Editor
Patricia Norris
Costume Design
Peter Zinner
David Dashev
Producer
Frank Stanley
Director of Photography
Thom Bell
Original Music Composer
Gary Stromberg
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