An irreverent parody about officers who arrest people for bad screenwriting.
Bryan Kent
Traffic Stop Cop
J. Hudson Brownlee
Mamet Cop
Tony Gibson
Spear Tackle Cop
Bob Richardson
Oldtimer Cop
John Arkinson
Trigger Happy Cop
D.J. Willis
Belly Laugh Cop
Garry Peters
Chief Cop
Jeffrey Parrillo
Rookie Cop
Jennifer Hamilton
Female Cop
Scott Bate
Shirtless Sci-Fi Writer
D.R. Holsworth
Trailer Park Lady
Chad Norheim
'Fingered' Writer
Matt Dunn
Released McKee Writer
Stacey Mead
McKee Writer
Tiffany Montgomery
Justin Meeks
Kevin Karwoski
Da Big Daddy G.
McKenzie Mitch
Darshan Pandya
Vivi Thai
John Bernard
Ric Maddox
Cameraman
Craig Platt
Action Cop
Marcus Lorenzo
Anxious Cop
D. Hodgson
SWAT Team Member
Amanda Hodgson
Justin Norton
Mark Andrew Hernandez
T-Shirt Cop
Stephen Felix
T-Shirt Cop / Young Corpse
Phillip Emanuel
Susan Stith
Rhonda F. Kulhanek
Anthony Juneau
Jacket Cop
Amy Levin
Dimi Aldridge
Crime Scene Investigator
Wade Rowland
Ed Wood Gang Member
Jim Dunn
Jon Geary
John Daws
Kathryn Brownell
David Brownell
Tony Antonietti
Ellen Massey
Kerry Tarpley
Gary L. Wimmer
Sissy Siero
Amanda Harms
Little Girl
Jenny Harms
Dan Eggleston
Corpse
Marina Seitsinger
Onlooker
Patricia A. Robinson
Heath Shelby
Deana Ricks
Jackie McCardell Jr.
Bad Guy
Matt Connely
Avram Dodson
Alexis Celeste Elliot
Dave Mikol
Raider's Cart Pusher
Chris Keyland
Intro Voice / Male Dispatch (voice)
John Cherico
Production Design
Second Assistant Director
Knena DeLarkins
Makeup Artist
Mary Beth Chambers
First Assistant Director
Scott Rice
Writer
Jeremy Cohen
Editor
Ricardo Diaz
Director of Photography
Lucas Martell
Post Production Supervisor
Bradley Jackson
Charles Mulford
Producer
Sarah Mosher
Costume Design
Austen Menges
Executive Producer
Dan Parsons
Justin Barclay
Assistant Director
Brian Murphy
Chad Covert Darbyshire
Brandon Thomas
Director
Shannon Burnett
Makeup Effects
Casting
Lauran Janes
Associate Producer
