Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash.
Owen Wilson
Drillbit Taylor
Leslie Mann
Lisa
Nate Hartley
Wade
Troy Gentile
Ryan
David Dorfman
Emmit
Alex Frost
Filkins
Josh Peck
Ronnie
Casey Boersma
Chuck
Dylan Boersma
Nick
Lisa Ann Walter
Dolores
Beth Littleford
Barbara
David Koechner
Frightened Dad
Matt Walsh
Not for Pot Driver
Janet Varney
Attractive Woman Driver
Lisa Lampanelli
Ronnie's Mom
Bill O'Neill
Dean
Shaun Weiss
Bus Driver
Jordan Valacich
Cute Girl on Stairs
Danny McBride
Don
Ian Roberts
Jim
Julia Roth
High School Juliet
Alex Donnelley
Filkins' Mom
Katie Gill
Hot Girl
Valerie Tian
Brooke
Dana Nicole Silver
Hallway Girl
Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Filkins' Buddy
Vincent Malouf
Another Kid
Mo Gallini
Male Police Officer on Bluff
Stacy Arnell
Female Police Officer on Bluff
David Bowe
Male Teacher
Tichina Arnold
Photography Teacher
Cedric Yarbrough
Bernie
Robert Musgrave
Stump
Joe Wilson
Homeless Man
Jeff Kahn
Café Manager
Adam Ho
Hendrix Kid
Stephen Root
Principal Doppler
Lauren Glenn
Bikini Girl
Leslie Ann Lizarde
Rance Howard
Older Man
Steve Bannos
Coffee Computer Guy
Kevin Hart
Pawn Shop Dealer
Da'Vone McDonald
Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard
Roger Fan
Bodyguard With Knives
Cristos
Tattooed Bodyguard
Adam Baldwin
Disgruntled Bodyguard
Chuck Liddell
Himself
Frank Whaley
Jittery Bodyguard
Matt Besser
Pawn Shop Owner
Sarah Loew
Johnny Rockets Waitress
Mary Pat Gleason
Mrs. Farber
Mary-Pat Green
Nurse
Vincent Laresca
Fence
Steven Brill
Doctor
Shane Ryan-Reid
High School Student
Max Van Ville
Kid with a Drink
Matthew Cardarople
7-11 Clerk
Director
Kristofor Brown
Screenplay
Seth Rogen
Judd Apatow
Producer
Susan Arnold
Donna Roth
Fred Murphy
Director of Photography
Jackson De Govia
Production Design
Thomas J. Nordberg
Editor
Karen Patch
Costume Design
John Hughes
Story
Harold Parker
First Assistant Editor
Brian Avery
Stunts
Richard Vane
Executive Producer
Christophe Beck
Original Music Composer
Wilma Garscadden-Gahret
Script Supervisor
Suzanne Hanover
Still Photographer
K.C. Fox
Set Decoration
Scott Meehan
Art Direction
Jessie Graff
Utility Stunts
Andy Gill
Jack Gill
Second Unit Director
Stunt Coordinator
Daniel Browning Smith
Stunt Double
Jimmy N. Roberts
Ryan Happy
Stuart F. Wilson
T. Ryan Mooney
Stephi Lineburg
Larry Nicholas
Doc D. Charbonneau
Tony Donno
Richard Epper
Cody Gill
Tony Besson
