A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.
Stephen Burrows
Milwaukee Steve
Traci Lords
Sam
Tim Matheson
Simon Sez Simone
Jerry Stiller
The Colonel
Amy Stiller
Cherri Contrary
Fred Willard
Steve's Manager
A.J. Benza
Steve's Agent
Clancy Brown
The Man
Abe Vigoda
The Frog
Kate Miller
Desiree, the Whore
David Vinau
McNally Sagal
Maloney
Jon Chardiet
Mr. C
Anne Meara
Casting Director
John Rosenfeld
Agent #1
Mary Scheer
Agent #2
Mike 'Boogie' Malin
Manager #1
Betsy Monroe
Sugaree
Joshua Glyn
8th Grade Dropout
Sheila Travis
Ria
Olivia Debono
Ass-Slapped Girl
Vené L. Arcoraci
Limo Girl
Mandy Levin
Bistro Waitress
Miriam Flynn
Bussler Waitress
Naomi Slodki
Production Design
Matt Cartsonis
Music
Allen Baker
Director of Photography
Editor
Producer
Kevin Matusow
Julieann Getman
Art Direction
Mary Ann Page
Kresta Lins
Costume Design
Writer
Director
Terry Meadows
Gaffer
