Square Pegs

1982 - 1983

Pilot

27th September 1982

Episode 1

Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

A Cafeteria Line

4th October 1982

Episode 2

The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

Pac Man Fever

11th October 1982

Episode 3

Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

Square Pigskins

18th October 1982

Episode 4

Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

Halloween XII

1st November 1982

Episode 5

An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

A Simple Attachment

8th November 1982

Episode 6

Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

Weemaweegate

15th November 1982

Episode 7

Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

Open 24 Hours

22nd November 1982

Episode 8

Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

29th November 1982

Episode 9

When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

Hardly Working

13th December 1982

Episode 10

Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

20th December 1982

Episode 11

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

20th December 1982

Episode 12

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

It's All How You See Things

27th December 1982

Episode 13

Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

Merry Pranksters

10th January 1983

Episode 14

It's Academical

24th January 1983

Episode 15

Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

The Stepanowicz Papers

31st January 1983

Episode 16

Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

To Serve Weemawee All My Days

7th February 1983

Episode 17

Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

No Substitutions

14th February 1983

Episode 18

A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

No Joy in Weemawee

21st February 1983

Episode 19

Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

The Arrangement

7th March 1983

Episode 20

Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

Top Cast

Sarah Jessica Parker•Amy Linker•Merritt Butrick

Comedy

Two awkward freshmen desperate to fit try to adjust to life at Weemawee High School.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

Patty Greene

Amy Linker

Merritt Butrick

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John Femia

Tracy Nelson

Jami Gertz

Muffy Tepperman

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Claudette Wells

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Jon Caliri

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