Clerks

2000 - 2002

A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

31st May 2000

Episode 1

Jay sues the Quick Stop--and Dante--after slipping on Randal's spilled soda.

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

7th June 2000

Episode 2

The guys take a clip-filled trip down memory lane after getting locked in the Quick Stop's freezer.

Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make

22nd December 2002

Episode 3

Leonardo Leonardo opens a shop across from the Quick Stop, putting the business in danger.

Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store

22nd December 2002

Episode 4

The government descends on the Quick Stop after Leonardo is suspected of contracting a deadly virus from a monkey at a nearby pet store.

Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion

22nd December 2002