Spooner's Patch

1979 - 1982

The Unwanted Prisoner

Episode 1

Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

The Morning After...

Episode 2

Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.

The Share-Out

Episode 3

Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.

The Presentation Clock

13th August 1979

Episode 4

Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.

Par For The Course

20th August 1979

Episode 5

Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president - from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.

The Mayor's Brother

19th March 1980

Episode 6

The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...

Top Cast

John Lyons•Patricia Hayes•Peter Cleall

Comedy set in a small Police Station filled with self serving corrupt coppers!

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John Lyons

PC Killick

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Patricia Hayes

Mrs. Cantaford

Peter Cleall

Detective Con. Bulsover

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Donald Churchill

Inspector Spooner

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