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Very Mary-Kate

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The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

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31st January 2010 - 25th April 2013
Director
Sam Reich
Writer
Sam Reich
Top Cast
Elaine Carroll
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Moving Out
31st January 2010

Episode 1

I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

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Moving Day
31st January 2010

Episode 2

My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

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Bodyguard
31st January 2010

Episode 3

Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

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Baby
31st January 2010

Episode 4

I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.

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Baby Daddy
8th February 2010

Episode 5

Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

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Depressed
1st March 2010

Episode 6

I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

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Hangover
1st March 2010

Episode 7

I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

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Fight
1st March 2010

Episode 8

I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

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Philip Seymour Hoffman
13th March 2010

Episode 9

I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

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Cat
4th April 2010

Episode 10

I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

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Back to School
4th April 2010

Episode 11

I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

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Extension
11th April 2010

Episode 12

Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

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Paper
11th April 2010

Episode 13

I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

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Crush
18th April 2010

Episode 14

It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

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Ashleyguard
18th April 2010

Episode 15

But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

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Nightmare
26th April 2010

Episode 16

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

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Zac Efron
29th April 2010

Episode 17

A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

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Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
3rd May 2010

Episode 18

Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

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Gun
3rd May 2010

Episode 19

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?