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Very Mary-Kate

2010 - 2013

Moving Out

31st January 2010

Episode 1

I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

Moving Day

31st January 2010

Episode 2

My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

Bodyguard

31st January 2010

Episode 3

Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

Baby

31st January 2010

Episode 4

I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.

Baby Daddy

8th February 2010

Episode 5

Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

Depressed

Episode 6

I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

Hangover

Episode 7

I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

Fight

Episode 8

I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

13th March 2010

Episode 9

I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

Cat

Episode 10

I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

Back to School

Episode 11

I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

Extension

11th April 2010

Episode 12

Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

Paper

11th April 2010

Episode 13

I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

Crush

18th April 2010

Episode 14

It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

Ashleyguard

18th April 2010

Episode 15

But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

Nightmare

26th April 2010

Episode 16

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

Zac Efron

29th April 2010

Episode 17

A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

Episode 18

Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

Gun

Episode 19

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

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Sam Reich

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Sam Reich

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

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