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Pirate Express

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300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.

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26th April 2015 - 30th April 2015
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James HiguchiLee TockarAlessandro Juliani
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Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers Still
Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers
26th April 2015

Episode 1

Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched Still
Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched
26th April 2015

Episode 2

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God Still
Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God
26th April 2015

Episode 3

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid Still
Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid
26th April 2015

Episode 4

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed Still
Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed
26th April 2015

Episode 5

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa Still
Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa
26th April 2015

Episode 6

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. / Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

All A Bored/Club Fed Still
All A Bored/Club Fed
26th April 2015

Episode 7

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. / Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs Still
White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs
16th April 2015

Episode 8

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart. / Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck Still
Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck
26th April 2015

Episode 9

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet / Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams Still
Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams
26th April 2015

Episode 10

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken. / Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

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Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
26th April 2015

Episode 11

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins. / Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos Still
Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos
27th April 2015

Episode 12

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis. / Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

Out of Key/Thumb Wars Still
Out of Key/Thumb Wars
27th April 2015

Episode 13

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key. / Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

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One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On
27th April 2015

Episode 14

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. / Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show Still
Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show
28th April 2015

Episode 15

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

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Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk
28th April 2015

Episode 16

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot. / Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

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Father Time/Manure Overload
28th April 2015

Episode 17

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

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No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate
29th April 2015

Episode 18

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. / Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

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Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle
29th April 2015

Episode 19

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. / Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

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Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed
29th April 2015

Episode 20

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. / Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

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Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple
30th April 2015

Episode 21

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day. / Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks Still
Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks
30th April 2015

Episode 22

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit. / Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

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Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now
30th April 2015

Episode 23

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it. / The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

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Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
27th April 2015

Episode 24

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War. / Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

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Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth
28th April 2015

Episode 25

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit. / The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

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Jungle Booty Part 1/Jungle Booty Part 2
29th April 2015

Episode 26

Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!

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