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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Comedy

3.7 / 5

22nd September 2003 - 19th February 2015
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Ashton KutcherJon CryerConchata Ferrell
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Pilot Still
Pilot
22nd September 2003

Episode 1

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Big Flappy Bastards Still
Big Flappy Bastards
29th September 2003

Episode 2

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Still
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
5th October 2003

Episode 3

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Still
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
12th October 2003

Episode 4

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Still
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
19th October 2003

Episode 5

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Still
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
26th October 2003

Episode 6

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Still
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
2nd November 2003

Episode 7

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Still
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
9th November 2003

Episode 8

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Phase One, Complete Still
Phase One, Complete
15th November 2003

Episode 9

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Merry Thanksgiving Still
Merry Thanksgiving
23rd November 2003

Episode 10

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Still
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
14th December 2003

Episode 11

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Camel Filters and Pheromones Still
Camel Filters and Pheromones
4th January 2004

Episode 12

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Sarah Like Puny Alan Still
Sarah Like Puny Alan
10th January 2004

Episode 13

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

I Can't Afford Hyenas Still
I Can't Afford Hyenas
1st February 2004

Episode 14

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Still
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
8th February 2004

Episode 15

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

That Was Saliva, Alan Still
That Was Saliva, Alan
15th February 2004

Episode 16

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Still
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
22nd February 2004

Episode 17

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

An Old Flame with a New Wick Still
An Old Flame with a New Wick
29th February 2004

Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Still
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
21st March 2004

Episode 19

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Still
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
18th April 2004

Episode 20

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

No Sniffing, No Wowing Still
No Sniffing, No Wowing
2nd May 2004

Episode 21

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Still
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
9th May 2004

Episode 22

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Just Like Buffalo Still
Just Like Buffalo
16th May 2004

Episode 23

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Can You Feel My Finger? Still
Can You Feel My Finger?
23rd May 2004

Episode 24

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.