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The News Tank

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The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.

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16th January 2018 - 11th September 2018
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Episode 1#1 Pilot Still
Episode 1#1 Pilot
16th January 2018

Episode 1

The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.

Year in Review Still
Year in Review
23rd January 2018

Episode 2

We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.

DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella! Still
DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
30th January 2018

Episode 3

DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

Stray Dogs Still
Stray Dogs
6th February 2018

Episode 4

Woman on the street. Stray dogs.

Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots! Still
Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!
13th February 2018

Episode 5

Eye worms and vagina wigs.

Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition Still
Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition
27th February 2018

Episode 6

Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.

Is it a Bot or not? Still
Is it a Bot or not?
6th March 2018

Episode 7

Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.

Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews! Still
Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!
13th March 2018

Episode 8

So much weird news with drunk people.

Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes! Still
Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!
20th March 2018

Episode 9

That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

Surprise News! Still
Surprise News!
27th March 2018

Episode 10

Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness! Still
Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
3rd April 2018

Episode 11

Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles! Still
Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!
10th April 2018

Episode 12

Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.

The Rant! Still
The Rant!
17th April 2018

Episode 13

New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.

Bloopers! Still
Bloopers!
24th April 2018

Episode 14

The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains! Still
Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!
1st May 2018

Episode 15

So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.

Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health Still
Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health
8th May 2018

Episode 16

Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.

The Rant #2! Still
The Rant #2!
15th May 2018

Episode 17

Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.

Happy Memorial Day! Still
Happy Memorial Day!
22nd May 2018

Episode 18

We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.

Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks! Still
Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!
29th May 2018

Episode 19

Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.

Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses! Still
Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!
5th June 2018

Episode 20

This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.

Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation! Still
Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!
12th June 2018

Episode 21

Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics Still
Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics
19th June 2018

Episode 22

It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.

Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter! Still
Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!
26th June 2018

Episode 23

Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.

4th of July Fun Facts! Still
4th of July Fun Facts!
3rd July 2018

Episode 24

We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.

Time for a RANT! Still
Time for a RANT!
10th July 2018

Episode 25

It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?

A Snake for Every Finger! Still
A Snake for Every Finger!
17th July 2018

Episode 26

We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.

Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch Still
Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch
24th July 2018

Episode 27

You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.

Jim Bean & Cows are Good! Still
Jim Bean & Cows are Good!
31st July 2018

Episode 28

We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.

Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets! Still
Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!
7th August 2018

Episode 29

If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.

Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration Still
Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration
14th August 2018

Episode 30

Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.

I Am Kevin! Still
I Am Kevin!
21st August 2018

Episode 31

This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.

Can I Borrow Your Shed? Still
Can I Borrow Your Shed?
28th August 2018

Episode 32

Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.

Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins! Still
Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!
4th September 2018

Episode 33

Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.

Finale! Still
Finale!
11th September 2018

Episode 34

The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

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