Period One: The Appalling Mr Gormsby
6th May 2005Period Two: Comrade Gormsby
13th May 2005Period Three: Human Relationships
20th May 2005Period Four: Open Day
27th May 2005Period Five: The Retarded Boy
3rd June 2005Period Six: Coon Tunes
10th June 2005Period Seven: The ERO Parade
17th June 2005Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby is a satirical New Zealand television series, created and written by Danny Mulheron, Dave Armstrong and Tom Scott. It stars David McPhail as the titular Mr Gormsby, whose politically incorrect attitudes and "old school" teaching style clash and contrast with the environment at the fictional Tepapawai High School. The show pokes fun at the New Zealand education system but also at modern New Zealand social attitudes more generally. Two seasons have so far been made; the first was broadcast in 2005 on TV ONE in New Zealand and the ABC TV in Australia. The second series was shown in New Zealand in 2006 and in Australia, on ABC2, April 2008. DVDs of the series are sold in Australia through the ABC Shop. The program was filmed at two disused schools in the suburbs of Lower Hutt: the first season at Wainuiomata College and the second at Petone College.

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