Bless This House

1995 - 1996

Pilot

11th September 1995

Episode 1

In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.

A Woman's Work is Never Done

13th September 1995

Episode 2

Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.

Company Loves Misery

20th September 1995

Episode 3

Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.

A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

27th September 1995

Episode 4

Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.

I Am Not My Sister's Keeper

11th October 1995

Episode 5

Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.

Where There's Smoke, You're Fired

18th October 1995

Episode 6

Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.

The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions

25th October 1995

Episode 7

Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.

A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

1st November 1995

Episode 8

The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.

Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days

8th November 1995

Episode 9

As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.

The Postman Always Moves Twice

15th November 1995

Episode 10

Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.

Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be

22nd November 1995

Episode 11

Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.

If It Ain't Broke, Break It

13th December 1995

Episode 12

Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.

Misery on 34th Street

20th December 1995

Episode 13

It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.

The Bowling Method

3rd January 1996

Episode 14

After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.

One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo

10th January 1996

Episode 15

No overview available.

Natural Born Parents

17th January 1996

Episode 16

When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.

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Cathy Moriarty•Howie Mandel•Don Stark

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Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.

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Cathy Moriarty

Howie Mandel

Stuart Wyler

Don Stark

Kimberly Cullum

Molly Price

Andrew Dice Clay

Burt Clayton

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