Episode 1

Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.

Episode 2

After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.

Episode 3

Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.

Episode 4

The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.

Episode 5

Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.

Episode 6

Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.

Episode 7

After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.

Episode 8

Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.

Episode 9

After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.

Episode 10

Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.

Episode 11

Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.

Episode 12

After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.

Episode 13

Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.