Episode 1

What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

Episode 2

This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

Episode 3

This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

Episode 4

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

Episode 5

This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

Episode 6

This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

Episode 7

This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

Episode 8

For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

Episode 9

Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...