Arrivederci Roma
9th March 1988What's Your Poison?
16th March 1988The Girl of My Dreams
23rd March 1988One for the Road
30th March 1988Vidi, Vici, Veni
6th April 1988Peeled Grapes and Pedicures
13th April 1988Chelmsford, Britain in the year AD 123; there is a power struggle between Roman governor Aulus Paulinus and the British chieftain, Badvoc. Britain is a miserable place, cold and wet – just the place to exile Aulus for accidentally insulting the Emperor's horse, but also give him something useful to do. Aulus, probably a play on Aulus Platorius Nepos, the governor of Roman Britain between 122 and 125, was a rather delicate Roman, who was usually outwitted by the scheming Badvoc, who hadn't had a haircut for twenty-five years.

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