Episode 1

When Floyd eats Sheriff's hat, Sheriff becomes convinced that nobody will respect his authority without it.

Episode 2

When Sheriff learns that he was once a bully to a long lost schoolmate, he sets out to right his wrong.

Episode 3

When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.

Episode 4

When Goodman's leg get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child

Episode 5

Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.

Episode 6

When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave and demands to be entertained.

Episode 7

Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with "Sunday Man," a man made of ice cream.

Episode 8

Previously, on Momma Named Me Sheriff...

Episode 9

When the President of the United States comes to Old Town for a sleep over at Sheriff's, Sheriff turns into a dinosaur and eats a bunch of children. Just kidding, that doesn't happen, but some other stuff does. Just watch it.