Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Ted
Ted 2
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Lexi Atkins
Waitress
Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
Lauren Sánchez Bezos
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
Liz Morgan
NYC Nurse
Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
J. Mark Donaldson
Juror
Frank Lloyd
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Michael Trisler
Cyclist
Ryan Hanna
Jogger
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
David Goldman
Pundit
Ted Jessup
Ronobir Lahiri
Barry Ratcliffe
Chris Regan
Nefetari Spencer
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Wellesley Wild
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Silvio Cuadra
Dustin Ybarra
Borg
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Aaron Zell
Vendor
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Chia Chen
Lexie Contursi
Chassidy Cox
Nea Dune
Diana Emuge
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Isabel Wagner
Sandra Yap
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Tina Grimm
Kim Mulhauser
Olivia McCarthy
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Noelle Trudeau
Lance Norris
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Dustin Christenson
Attendee (uncredited)
David Hasselhoff
Ronald James Hoff Jr
Groomsman (uncredited)
Christopher Ferguson
Electrician
Director
Jason Clark
Producer
John Jacobs
Scott Stuber
Joe Bucaro III
Stunts
Jarrod Anderson
Technical Supervisor
Michael Parks
Animation
Chuck Duke
Danny Southard
Nick Fredin
Seung Hoo Ihm
Jonathan Macintosh
Andy Hass
Mike Safianoff
Michael Bomagat
Jenny Fulle
Visual Effects Producer
Diana Roche
Special Effects
Sue Houston Safianoff
Melissa Jimenez Ramirez
Jay Cail Stone
J.D. Schwalm
Special Effects Coordinator
John Ruggieri
Thomas Carroll
Herve Desroches
David Kenney
Driver
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Ashlen Aquila
Bryan Felty
Art Direction
Nico Woulard
Howard R. Campbell
Lighting Technician
David W. Dale
Frederick B. Vega
Rick McMahon
Visual Effects
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Alexa Hale
Mark Powers
Jason Chu
Amy Lu
Nicholas Tripodi
David Ward
Steve Kelso
Stunt Double
Writer
Jeremy Fry
Stunt Driver
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Justin M. Lubin
Still Photographer
David Brownlow
Production Sound Mixer
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Brian Smyj
Moira Marquis
Music Editor
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
Stan Jones
Kelly Cronin
Script Supervisor
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Kris Giacomazzi
Mickey Giacomazzi
Laura Anderson
Animation Director
Christopher Walsh
Jimmy Almeida
Jessie Graff
Jason Madigan
Compositor
Lionel Heath
Michael Queen
Robin Hollander
Chris Crowell
David Edwards
Executive Producer
Peter Borck
Supervising Art Director
Characters
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Cindy Evans
Costume Design
Associate Producer
Mark Kamine
Co-Producer
Eric Heffron
Caty Maxey
Todd Harris
Storyboard Artist
Allison Caetano
Debbie Evans
Heidi Moneymaker
Daniel W. Barringer
Daniel Macarin
CG Supervisor
Jørgen Klubien
Dean Elliott
Lead Animator
